Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via tastefullyoffensive)

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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(via kfern)

lettherebesongs:

Marina and the Diamonds | How To Be A Heartbreaker

Boys they like a little danger
Will get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singin’ I lo-lo-lo-love you

(via kfern)

(Source: ay-ell-oh, via mydrunkkitchen)

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

(via freelancedouchebag)

zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

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YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

(Source: fireball-mudflap, via dutchster)

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(Source: batmanglijs, via dutchster)

foodfuckery:

NO BAKE PEANUT BUTTER CUP CHEESECAKES

Recipe

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